*talks about celebrities on a first name basis as if we’re actually friends*
We both wear the pants in this relationship. One leg each, we waddle around in unison. It’s beautiful, in a way.
all sweaters should be like $2
i only stay inside to avoid paparazzi
If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.
A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.”
ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM
one direction has been talented and dedicated this whole time but you add a banjo and suddenly the music elitists think they’re deserving of their respect well newsflash they’re too good for you